This is a throwback to one of my older posts but this time there will be more. yes their are dumb lawes but these have no meaning what so ever. for example in New Jersey it is illegal to were a bullet prof vest wail committing a crim yes that is pretty dumb so here is a list for all the ones I know
Colorado, ice cream in left back pocket
New Mexico, riding a bike under water
Colorado, yellow margin
These are some old ones from Michigan
Cars can't be sold on Sunday
Women can't cut thre own hair without there husbands permission
The last Sunday in June HAS TO BE CALLED LOG CABIN DAY.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Halloween
I love Halloween you can be whatever you want like a cake a girl if your a boy a big pumpkin superman and the list goes on I'm going to be a squid I have a squid hat and I will wear all blue and I will put a lobster in my front pocket like it floating in the ocean. I live on a dead end street with fourteen houses and all of them have old people living in them. So we go and trick or treating with my cousins they live in a big area perfect for trick or treating. My cousin mad die is usually a vampire or something and my little cousin miles is usually like bleeding scream like from wonder. So I am pretty happy and its on a Saturday what more could you want.
Monday, October 26, 2015
Sick day
I was sick last Thursday and last Friday I had a bad head ach and a sorthorat and a stuffy nose I was all around bad but I was like that on Tuesday day and wensday so I think I gave it to John nery because he wasn't their on Friday I heard.
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
I wonder
I did one like this last year and I think it will be fun to do it agin
Why is the dirt brown
Can cats fly
Why can planes fly
Why is the sky blue
Why is the saying when pigs fly why not when dogs fly or when lizards fly
Why do boars have tusks
Which one is smarter elephants or chimps
Why is a eagle are American bird
Why do people think of America as a place with fat people I mean we have Dwayne the rock Johnson have you seen him he is huge his muscle is the side of my face
Why can't we stars In the day
Why is bacon so good
Why is Chinese food better cold
Why is pizza better cold
Why isn't there breakfast pizza
Why is the dirt brown
Can cats fly
Why can planes fly
Why is the sky blue
Why is the saying when pigs fly why not when dogs fly or when lizards fly
Why do boars have tusks
Which one is smarter elephants or chimps
Why is a eagle are American bird
Why do people think of America as a place with fat people I mean we have Dwayne the rock Johnson have you seen him he is huge his muscle is the side of my face
Why can't we stars In the day
Why is bacon so good
Why is Chinese food better cold
Why is pizza better cold
Why isn't there breakfast pizza
Monday, October 19, 2015
It's cold
Omg I looked at the news today and it said that it was going to be cold I usually like the cold because that means snow and that means snow days and also my birth day and Christmas and all around happiness but last year we got so many snow days it was crazy but the year before that we got 1 and that because there was a problem with the heating at school so I don't know if we will have as much snow days as last year or just a little bit like 2 years ago but only time will tell.
Friday, October 16, 2015
Whipping for beeps
Yesterday I hung out with John and we were outside he lives on a busy road and when a car drove buy and John whipped I said that's it we should whip in front of cars so we can get beeps so we did this for about half an hour we got 2 beep beeps we got one guy to swing his arm around in the air and one guy to stop and say nice form and give us a thumbs up then we had the idea to make a leaf pile and John word hide in it so we got him to get in this huge pile of leaves we made and he jumped out at any joggers that came all in all that was the most fun time I have ever had with leaves.
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
The longest 1 percent
i was lying in my bed one night and I wanted to see how long I could keep my iPad at 1 percent so I turned down the brightness I closed al the tabs on safari and on my apps and I cleared all my emails and waited I was able to keep it on 1 percent for 5 minutes I don't know if you can do longer at least I can't so if you have comment below and I will see how long I can go with your methods and mind
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
The worst rouge trip ever
We were going to the rouge river I was excited to test the water and see what's happening sense we were there last year. We get there and we were at chemical are whole group agreed mahala was the scribe but as we get there mahala shoves the clip board into my chest and says I don't want to do it anymore I lied even though at school we didn't just elect her she said I want to do it because I have the best hand writing so I have the clip board in my hands and I decided to be the bigger person and not give it to a fifth grader because they are still new. We do chemical I am not very happy but I'm pushing then first rotation ends and we go to benthic still stuck with the clip board and my feet won't fit in the waters to go in the water and it sucked so I got to watch every body do the funist part it was horible then that rotaion ended and we went to benthic and that was bad to I still had the clip board and still would not fit in waiters and we go through the last rotaion then mahala says give me that she looks over it and says your hand writing sucks and you did every thing wrong I say why didn't you do then she said because I did not want to idiot ugh I say what ever and go find John and Quentin and then the concludes the worst rouge trip.
Monday, October 12, 2015
Monday
I have mixed feelings about Monday I get to see all my freinds after the weekend but then I have math class this Monday we are going on the rouge river trip and it is going to really fun I enjoy the rouge trip I think the waters are fun also on Mondays I have siracy aka science litracey and then on Tuesday we have gym I love gym though. So Monday's are nice but also kind of bad.
Friday, October 9, 2015
dragons
I snapped I wake to screams and shouting and flames every wear I looked could not find my sword I ran outside my house. everything was on fire in the town of morrow wind and I looked up and I saw seven dragons all flying high burning and crushing everything one. dragon was spitting mud and kick bolders then a redone. breathing fire. Another black one on the ground eating and stepping on everything I looked back though and saw something that people in a hint story's told about a Titan and it had the Titan scroll
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Cider mill
We were sitting on the couch my brother my grandma and me then my grandma said cider mill we say what then she says cider mill lets go it's open so we hop in the car and start driveing the cider mill is so close to are house it take about 5 minuets to get there and once we get there and get out of the car and the smell of donuts and cider we walk in the man says hello and welcome to the cider mill we say thanks my grandma has bassicly memorized every thing you can get at almost any retraunt. She says could we have a dozen and a quart of cider the man gives it to us almost already knowing what we were going to order we walk out the door then my brother screens at the top of his lungs DUCKIES we run after him well I run my grandma speed walks one we get to him he says look ducks we say we know and we get back in the car and eat are dounts at home Sipo my brother doesn't try to hug a duck to death.
Monday, October 5, 2015
Taken recap
He awoke to the sound of the walkers navigating the city checking for any run aways run were the people who had a mild form of the disease they were angered by loud noises and are trying to get to a pack of taken the taken hunt and attack in packs. Tim was a normal person he didn't want any trouble he just wanted to be safe every day he heard the screams of the taken and the people running away. Tim on his way to work he worked in taken biology lab. He tried to find antidotes to save the taken.
Thursday, October 1, 2015
ia sucks
My neighbor Quentin is going to the IA the international academy. And I never see him anymore it is like he disappeared. It was so cool that when I moved in I was like 7 and this kid named Quentin next door was 11 he was so cool it was like he knew everything he new how to hunt,fish,and everything tactical about war.he was awesome but now that I'm 11 and he taught me everything he knew I think that I have to do this with my brother so I have decided when he is 7 he will teach him every thing Quentin taught me.
Food fight
It was 12:00 in the afternoon me and my dad were eating a basket of chicken wings and as I was getting up to wash my hands my elbow hit it and it fell on my dad my dad yelling as he was getting up walking slowly towards are counter I thought it was kind of weird what he was doing but quickly grabbing the grapes chucking them at me I dodge it slightly but it clips my arm I yell aaaaa and grab the fries and throw the at him one by one my dad he grabs the kool aid we had and runs up to me and throws it on me it splattering everywhere it hit the seeking also then me and my dad here the door open it was my stepmom us dreading the scolding were going to get we sit on the couch drenched in food knowing that she will know she walks in slowly now she knew we had a food fight because she saw us through the window but we'd indent know that and then we fell cold good stuff fall in our heads my stepmom dumped chocolate sauce on us we quickly move back even more drenched in food now she cracks up with laughter the me and my dad bothe look at each other and nod noting we were thinking the same thing we hop over the couch and give her a large hug and then she gets soaked in food and we laughed for hours it seemed like.
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