California

I was in are black Chrysler town and country I was on my way to the delta airport and say the huge sign saying that I call my dad asking him were he is he replies "I am at international travel" I say "but we are going to California" he awnsers " yes but I am here because it is empty" "ok" I say. I hang up and I see the sign from very far away it is so close I feel I just feel exsitwment bubble up inside of me I was more happy to see my dad than go to California because I have not seen him in a year. I a

blog awnsers

1. I am most prod of my posts at the beginning of the year because. I felt like i grew as a writer since 5th grade. I got to see me flourish with my knew fiction writing skill.

2. I am most prod of my posts at the beginning of the year because. I felt like i grew as a writer since 5th grade. I got to see me flourish with my knew writing skill.

3. my goals to get better at home writing is. I would like to improve my habit and write more. I would also like to write longer posts also.

4. I would like to improve my in class writing by. i would like to very my sentence structure a little more. I would also like to have less block paragraphs and put spaces and very them a little more.

Writers workshop showing

Today is are writing showing thing all are parents are coming to hear are persanoo narratives and they are going to bring food and good food too we did it last year and we stuffed are pockets with clementines for a snak later it was so cool but we also wrote too i wrote about my dad and New York but I am excited for today I will have a snak in math that is for sure.

Thanksgiving poem

My Thanksgiving Poem

(Things)

I am thankful for trees.it lets me not die

I am thankful for beds. it helps me sleep

I am thankful for football. it lets me tackle people

(Places you go)

I am thankful for my house. it helps me not be cold

I am thankful for my cabin. it lets my family hang out

I am thankful for my dad’s house. sometimes he’s here

(People)

I am thankful for my mom. I am alive because of her

I am thankful for my grandma. I am alive because of her

I am thankful for my dad and my step. dad they help me learn

I am most thankful for…

my brother a friend for life

SNOW!

Inwas at my friends house when it started to snow we did not think much of it except it was 3 inches deep when I was going to leave but the roads were to slippery to drive so I got to sleep over it was great we played video games and then I got to sleep on wood floor with my jeans on it sounds worse then it was.then when we got up we had the best waffles I have ever had so that's how snow gave me a sleep over.

My family

I decided to make a blog post about my family if you know me it is kind of confusing my dad lives in California and so dose his side of the family his dad left when he was young it sucks. My moms side like my grandma my grandpa and a bunch of uncles aunts they live in Michigan butt pretty much every were in Michigan. My step dads side I have to many granparents and ants and uncles and cousins to count it is a amazing Avery were we go he sees a cousin it is kid of cool but his dad left when he was young too. But if did not know my family tree now you know

California

My dad lives in California and I am going there right after Christmas and I am going to hang out with my uncle and my model aunt and uncle. And also my grandma and beats of all I have never seen my two little cousins and I only know the name of one of them yea I a I'm a great cousin. I will also get to wear shorts while every body here we're coats hahah.

Cold

Omg I looked at the news today and it said that it was going to be cold I usually like the cold because that means snow and that means snow days and also my birth day and Christmas and all around happiness but last year we got so many snow days it was crazy but the year before that we got 1 and that because there was a problem with the heating at school so I don't know if we will have as much snow days as last year or just a little bit like 2 years ago but only time will tell.

People are stupid

Do you know how every year Starbucks decorates their cups for Christmas. this year they just have a red cup and people are going Ballistic because it's not Christmas decorated. It's not like your going their for pretty cups your going their to get expensive coffee and frapachinos. you not going to look at your cup while your drinking it. And if you put Starbucks cups out in your house your weird. and if you care about no Christmas cups go to bigby.  

Charlie Brown reboot

I recently saw the new Charlie brown movie I thought it was way to long they built apon the Red Baron story you know the story were he flyers his dog house like a plane that could have been much shorter or they could put the show into 3 installments and play the full thing at the end overall it was good but it was to long

His day

hi my name is glorbnok but my friends call me glorby i'm am currently writing this from my moms basement on mars in sector 43.2983.12 speaking of mars as i was searching around human signals on earth (we call it the stinky planet because everyone is so stinky) they are making a movie called the martian its were a guy gets stranded on mars and he has to survive but they actuality beleaved are cloaking device see you guys see orange deserts and a lot of storms but actuality it is a green lush world but more about that next post. i'm also going to see my cousin jkolly in 90 years(a year to you is 1 hour for us) it will be fun he lives in area 51 it is so cool there it is only a couple light years away thre aren't many  humans there and they are nice, not stinky ones they are tom and Caroline. also i will post in about 120 years from now bye

Best way to eat a hard boiled egg

so yesterday I ate 2 hard boiled eggs for breakfast the first one dos not go so well. So for the second one I google "best way to peele a hard boiled egg" and this is what it said make two small wholes on each side then roll the egg back and forth on a table to loosen the shell then garb it tightly with your right hand then the grasp it also with your left interlocking your finger to creat a air pocket then take a deep breath and blow then the shell comes right off. I got this info from wikihow here is the Link.

Dumb laws

 This is a throwback to one of my older posts but this time there will be more. yes their are dumb lawes but these have no meaning what so ever. for example in New Jersey it is illegal to were a bullet prof vest wail committing a crim yes that is pretty dumb so here is a list for all the ones I know

Colorado, ice cream in left back pocket

New Mexico, riding a bike under water

Colorado, yellow margin

These are some old ones from Michigan

Cars can't be sold on Sunday

Women can't cut thre own hair without there husbands permission

The last Sunday in June HAS TO BE CALLED LOG CABIN DAY.

Halloween

I love Halloween you can be whatever you want like a cake a girl if your a boy a big pumpkin superman and the list goes on I'm going to be a squid I have a squid hat and  I will wear all blue and I will put a lobster in my front pocket like it floating in the ocean. I live on a dead end street with fourteen houses and all of them have old people living in them. So we go and trick or treating with my cousins they live in a big area perfect for trick or treating. My cousin mad die is usually a vampire or something and my little cousin miles is usually like bleeding scream like from wonder. So I am pretty happy and its on a Saturday what more could you want.

Sick day

I was sick last Thursday and last Friday I had a bad head ach and a sorthorat and a stuffy nose I was all around bad but I was like that on Tuesday day and wensday so I think I gave it to John nery because he wasn't their on Friday I heard.

I wonder

I did one like this last year and I think it will be fun to do it agin



Why is the dirt brown

Can cats fly

Why can planes fly

Why is the sky blue

Why is the saying when pigs fly why not when dogs fly or when lizards fly

Why do boars have tusks

Which one is smarter elephants or chimps

Why is a eagle are American bird

Why do people think of America as a place with fat people I mean we have Dwayne the rock Johnson  have you seen him he is huge his muscle is the side of my face

Why can't we stars In the day

Why is bacon so good

Why is Chinese food better cold

Why is pizza better cold

Why isn't there breakfast pizza

It's cold

Omg I looked at the news today and it said that it was going to be cold I usually like the cold because that means snow and that means snow days and also my birth day and Christmas and all around happiness but last year we got so many snow days it was crazy but the year before that we got 1 and that because there was a problem with the heating at school so I don't know if we will have as much snow days as last year or just a little bit like 2 years ago but only time will tell.

Whipping for beeps

Yesterday I hung out with John and we were outside he lives on a busy road and when a car drove buy and John whipped I said that's it we should whip in front of cars so we can get beeps so we did this for about half an hour we got 2 beep beeps we got one guy to swing his arm around in the air and one guy to stop and say nice form and give us a thumbs up then we had the idea to make a leaf pile and John word hide in it so we got him to get in this huge pile of leaves we made and he jumped out at any joggers that came all in all that was the most fun time I have ever had with leaves.

The longest 1 percent

i was lying in my bed one night and I wanted to see how long I could keep my iPad at 1 percent so I turned down the brightness I closed al the tabs on safari and on my apps and I cleared all my emails and waited I was able to keep it on 1 percent for 5 minutes I don't know if you can do longer at least I can't so if you have comment below and I will see how long I can go with your methods and mind

The worst rouge trip ever

We were going to the rouge river I was excited to test the water and see what's happening sense we were there last year. We get there and we were at chemical are whole group agreed mahala was the scribe but as we get there mahala shoves the clip board into my chest and says I don't want to do it anymore I lied even though at school we didn't just elect her she said I want to do it because I have the best hand writing so I have the clip board in my hands and I decided to be the bigger person and not give it to a fifth grader because they are still new. We do chemical I am not very happy but I'm pushing then first rotation ends and we go to benthic still stuck with the clip board and my feet won't fit in the waters to go in the water and it sucked so I got to watch every body do the funist part it was horible then that rotaion ended and we went to benthic and that was bad to I still had the clip board and still would not fit in waiters and we go through the last rotaion then mahala says give me that she looks over it and says your hand writing sucks and you did every thing wrong I say why didn't you do then she said because I did not want to idiot ugh I say what ever and go find John and Quentin and then the concludes the worst rouge trip.