Dumb laws

 This is a throwback to one of my older posts but this time there will be more. yes their are dumb lawes but these have no meaning what so ever. for example in New Jersey it is illegal to were a bullet prof vest wail committing a crim yes that is pretty dumb so here is a list for all the ones I know

Colorado, ice cream in left back pocket

New Mexico, riding a bike under water

Colorado, yellow margin

These are some old ones from Michigan

Cars can't be sold on Sunday

Women can't cut thre own hair without there husbands permission

The last Sunday in June HAS TO BE CALLED LOG CABIN DAY.

Halloween

I love Halloween you can be whatever you want like a cake a girl if your a boy a big pumpkin superman and the list goes on I'm going to be a squid I have a squid hat and  I will wear all blue and I will put a lobster in my front pocket like it floating in the ocean. I live on a dead end street with fourteen houses and all of them have old people living in them. So we go and trick or treating with my cousins they live in a big area perfect for trick or treating. My cousin mad die is usually a vampire or something and my little cousin miles is usually like bleeding scream like from wonder. So I am pretty happy and its on a Saturday what more could you want.

Sick day

I was sick last Thursday and last Friday I had a bad head ach and a sorthorat and a stuffy nose I was all around bad but I was like that on Tuesday day and wensday so I think I gave it to John nery because he wasn't their on Friday I heard.

I wonder

I did one like this last year and I think it will be fun to do it agin



Why is the dirt brown

Can cats fly

Why can planes fly

Why is the sky blue

Why is the saying when pigs fly why not when dogs fly or when lizards fly

Why do boars have tusks

Which one is smarter elephants or chimps

Why is a eagle are American bird

Why do people think of America as a place with fat people I mean we have Dwayne the rock Johnson  have you seen him he is huge his muscle is the side of my face

Why can't we stars In the day

Why is bacon so good

Why is Chinese food better cold

Why is pizza better cold

Why isn't there breakfast pizza

It's cold

Omg I looked at the news today and it said that it was going to be cold I usually like the cold because that means snow and that means snow days and also my birth day and Christmas and all around happiness but last year we got so many snow days it was crazy but the year before that we got 1 and that because there was a problem with the heating at school so I don't know if we will have as much snow days as last year or just a little bit like 2 years ago but only time will tell.

Whipping for beeps

Yesterday I hung out with John and we were outside he lives on a busy road and when a car drove buy and John whipped I said that's it we should whip in front of cars so we can get beeps so we did this for about half an hour we got 2 beep beeps we got one guy to swing his arm around in the air and one guy to stop and say nice form and give us a thumbs up then we had the idea to make a leaf pile and John word hide in it so we got him to get in this huge pile of leaves we made and he jumped out at any joggers that came all in all that was the most fun time I have ever had with leaves.

The longest 1 percent

i was lying in my bed one night and I wanted to see how long I could keep my iPad at 1 percent so I turned down the brightness I closed al the tabs on safari and on my apps and I cleared all my emails and waited I was able to keep it on 1 percent for 5 minutes I don't know if you can do longer at least I can't so if you have comment below and I will see how long I can go with your methods and mind