Board AHW

I am board so I am going to ask random questions I thought of if you have awensers (wich I doubt you have) here they are.

How long dose it take to eat a live dog

Can you eat a car 

Are hover boards possible 

Are chicken wings a gift fro God 

Can you eat a tree

Can you eat a flock of ducks

How many ducks are there with the power to read minds 

Can snakes taste bacon 

Is Nutella a gift from a more exvanced race like aleins

And are aleins bacon people